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Women Swallows Bullet in Hot Dog
(Tue Oct 30th, 2007, by Kyle Ware)
A woman in California claims that she swallowed a bullet while eating a hot dog and bit on another. The lady was enjoying her Costco hot dog when she felt that something was wrong. At first she thought that it was her metal braces, but she investigat...
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The Ghost of Scrutton Street
(Tue Oct 30th, 2007, by Michael Fowke)
A short walk away from Liverpool Street in the City of London there is a mysterious little street called Scrutton Street. If you listen hard enough in the early hours you will hear the lamentations of the ghost of Big Herb. He wanders up and down the...
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Morgue in India Used to Store Frozen Fish
(Tue Oct 30th, 2007, by Kyle Ware)
Consumers in Tripura, India were shocked to learn that their local hospital morgue was being used to store food. The morgue storage facility was being used to store a type of fish called hilsa. Storage costs and refrigeration costs can be expensive i...
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Who Would Honestly Wish To Work In A Video Shop!
(Tue Oct 30th, 2007, by Ross Dix-Peek)
Who Would Honestly Wish To Work In A Video Shop!
By
Ross Dix-Peek
My working career has at times been haphazard, to say the least. One of my vocational activities involved having to work as a Video Shop Attendant. Now, there's an frightfully awful jo...
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Other Side of the World at the DMV
(Tue Oct 30th, 2007, by Mac McMann)
Spent the afternoon yesterday in that place almost all of us have to go at least once every four years. This place is the manifestation of the very worst that we have to offer as a society. It is an ecosystem of beaureaucracy and mediocrity. It is fu...
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An Epitaph For Words
(Tue Oct 30th, 2007, by April Lorier)
As we gather here today to mourn the passing of words, may this also be a celebration of the joy words have brought to souls over the ages.
Countless poets, authors and song writers have employed words to reach humans' minds, souls and spirits. And t...
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Sweet Trivia Question And Answer
(Tue Oct 30th, 2007, by Deanna Mascle)
1. Chocolate is made from cocoa beans. But where do cocoa beans grow?
A. On trees
B. On bushes
C. On vines
D. On roots
A. On trees
TOPICS: Cocoa beans come from cacao trees that grow in tropical regions of the world
2. During World War II, productio...
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My First Trip To Destin Florida
(Tue Oct 30th, 2007, by Tony Isaacs)
Have you ever been to Destin, Florida? I love the white sand beaches, moderate climate and beautiful clear blue ocean there, although it's a much more touristy kind of place than it was about 30 years ago when I first went there with my father, step ...
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Product, Promotion And Police Protection
(Tue Oct 30th, 2007, by Sheryl Graham)
Please Officer, don't arrest me!
I realize it might have looked like I was being a bit overly friendly with the guy, but honestly ... I was just checking out his t shirt!
Everything was fine until I asked him if I could feel the fabric. Holy cow, w...
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One good look at the Good Book
(Tue Oct 30th, 2007, by James L. Snyder)
I very seldom get lost when I am going somewhere. That is, unless your definition of seldom is every time I need to find a new place. Then all options are out the car window.
Still I need to understand what you mean by "lost."
Lost is a rather relat...
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Human Beings Called Intermediate Step On Way To A Logical Species
(Tue Oct 23rd, 2007, by Tom Attea)
A new study from the Institute for Logical Behavior reports that human beings are not the end of evolution but merely an evolutionary step on the way to a logical species.
The renowned institute bases its findings on the observation of everyday human...
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We All have a Right to be Who We Are!
(Tue Oct 23rd, 2007, by Ross Dix-Peek)
We All Have a Right to be Who We Are!
By
Ross Dix-Peek
I am endowed with a deep voice and have thus , fortunately, escaped the effeminate squeaks so common among southern African men.
However, at times it seems rather an imprecation, than a blessing...
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Why Did I Get Up This Morning?
(Tue Oct 23rd, 2007, by James L. Snyder)
All day long, I've had this burning question in my mind. One of those questions you just cannot shake and as the day progressed, it loomed larger and larger until I had to address it. Personally, I would like to have address it, put a stamp on it and...
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Useless Facts And Fun Trivia Questions And Answers
(Tue Oct 16th, 2007, by Deanna Mascle)
Question: Which is stronger -- concrete or bone?
Answer: Bone
Useless Fact: Human bones can actually resist 40 times more stress than concrete. Don't believe it is true? Then picture a piece of concrete the size of a bone and imagine how easily it wo...
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How Not to Catch a Mouse
(Tue Oct 16th, 2007, by Jeanette Barron)
Some years ago I looked up from my dining room table into the kitchen and saw a mouse strolling along the kitchen counter. My dilemma: I wanted him out of my apartment, but I didn't want to kill him. I wanted him to either leave my apartment, never t...